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Stupid People Too: Even More Stupider
By Smaktakula It’s no secret that the delightful antics of the very stupid are one of the reasons we get up in the morning. Morons make the world go ’round, and at the very least give us something entertaining to … Continue reading
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Tagged Cincinnati, douchebaggery, frottage, Georgia, Jamie Hughes, Les Nessman, lizard men, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, Michelle Allen, morons, Newt Gingrich, Nicholas Modrich, Ohio, Oscar, Piggyback Bandit, places that suck, Queen City, race riots, Ramtha, Sherwin Shayegan, Short Bus, Snellville, stupid people, Why am I so stupid?
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Messing With Mother Nature
By Smaktakula
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged crocodiles, death by crocodile, foolish choices, mother nature, natural selection, poor judgement, stupid people
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Warning Labels Weaken The Nation!
By Smaktakula Natural selection is the process by which external forces eliminate nature’s weaker elements, leaving a more genetically advantageous stock to breed. This phenomenon is experienced throughout the animal kingdom, not only by simple creatures like sea anemones, butterflies and … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged al Qaeda, Belgium, childish sexual innuendo, crazy Japanese porn, devolution, Evil Ones, evolution, Lisa Ling, mind the gap, natural selection, professional wrestling, Romanians, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, smallpox, Stephen Hawking, stupid people, the West, warning labels, What does this button do?, Why am I so stupid?
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Worst. Lifeguards. Ever.
By Smaktakula There is something uniquely cathartic in the stories of those knuckle-dragging subhumans whose idiocy staggers belief, allowing us to bask in the knowledge that no matter how wretched we are or bereft entirely of common sense, there’s someone … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged bloated floater, blueberry Thai, Brown Trout!, cannabis, death by drowning, Deliverance, dope, Fall River, grass, hemp, lifeguards, Marie Joseph, marijuana, Massachusetts, police, pot, Sean Connery, stoners, stupid people, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, Why am I so stupid?, you got a real purty mouth
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A Bitch By Any Other Name
By Smaktakula Attention idiots: you may be threatening the wrong Casey Anthony. The public is pretty upset about last week’s jury decision clearing accused child-murderess Casey Anthony of all but the most minor charges. Most people find an appropriate outlet … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, News, Stupidity
Tagged alcohol, alcohol solves all of life's problems, bad parents, black people, Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony, death threats, Facebook, getting away with murder, infanticide, men, mistaken identity, murderers, stupid people, thanks a lot mom, unfortunate names, unpunished, white people, women
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No Brains, But Guts To Spare
By Smaktakula Disproving the long-standing stereotype that Chinese children are better educated and more intelligent than their Western counterparts, one young man in China has set out to prove that Chinese youth are every bit as stupid as Western kids, … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Music, News, Science, Stupidity
Tagged bad decisions, black market body parts, China, consumerism, death by kidney failure, foolish choices, fucking idiots, greed, Guandong, iPad 2, iPhone, jackassery, kidney, morons, organ donors, organ sales, stupid people, vital organs, Why am I so stupid?, Xiao Zheng, you so dumb
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You’re Only Kidding Yourself
By Tardsie Although favored by under-sevens and the occasional insufferably ironic hipster, these fashions are typically associated with the creepily virginal. ∞T.
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Tagged awesomeness, fashion, hipsters, morons, stupid people, Walmart, what awesome looks like
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