Tag Archives: Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales

My Friend Joey Park, Part II

By Tardsie In which we strive for greater cross-cultural understanding. Disclaimer: This video contains a slur, uttered without any venom. It also contains several words from a foreign language depicted as meaning something other than what they actually do, and that’s … Continue reading

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My Friend Joey Park, Part I

By Tardsie   In Which We Celebrate Diversity.  

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Profiles in Loutishness

By Tardsie Ever wonder just how a gentleman should never act? I nailed it one time. All these years later, I still cringe. ♥ T.

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Mea Culpa: 55 Cent

By Tardsie In which amends cannot be made. Note: Any comments about my headwear will rightly taken as an insult to my proud cultural heritage and an affront to the land of my fathers. And you should know that, historically, those people … Continue reading

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Goat Mayo

By Tardsie Or why I’m such a good time to be around.

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The Aging Gunslinger

By Tardsie I drank a lot when I was younger. Too much, I guess. I enjoyed the consciousness-altering aspect of  booze, and for a while, there was a novelty to getting fucked-up. When, as is the nature of novelty, it … Continue reading

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Hungarian Fone Kard

By Tardsie In which we are told we can have anything we want.* *Certain conditions may apply.

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