Tag Archives: Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales

Gentleman’s Clubs: One Night In Scranton

Posted on May 11, 2013 by

By Tardsie Part II in our hard-hitting series on Gentleman’s Clubs. Be sure to check out Part I: De-Billed and Unfulfilled. This One Has It All! Kids Possibly Getting Hurt Off-Camera! West Coast Chauvinism! Bad Singing! About these ads

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For The Love Of Larry Wilcox

Posted on March 28, 2013 by

By Tardsie I’ve told you before about my friend Steve, a guy I met in college. Steve is a nice guy, but back in our school days there was something about him, some weird quirk in his personality that went … Continue reading →

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On Friendship

Posted on March 18, 2013 by

By Tardsie I believe that friendship is important. It’s soul-affirming. A bad friendship is like a bad relationship–you’re better off not having it at all. But a good friendship is a powerful thing, and can help keep your ship afloat … Continue reading →

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Only Nixon Could Go To China

Posted on March 1, 2013 by

By Tardsie So I’m temporarily employed once again, but this time I’ve found a new niche. There’s this thing I do with my mouth that drives the boys wild. ∞ T.

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Untruth & Consequences: Debriefing

Posted on January 31, 2013 by

By Tardsie In which a conclusion is drawn, many “umms” and “y’knows” are uttered, and the author’s resemblance to Greta Van Susteren becomes painfully obvious. Further Reading: Mama said wisely, “A boy gets to be a man when a man … Continue reading →

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Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part II)

Posted on January 29, 2013 by

By Tardsie Part The Last: In which we finally stop talking for a while. After finishing my class-prep in the parking lot of a McDonald’s, I arrived for my 9:00 AM Drug School appointment with ten minutes to spare. I … Continue reading →

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Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part I)

Posted on January 25, 2013 by

By Tardsie Note: This post has been split into two parts to prevent reading fatigue. “Where’d you learn that, Cheech? Drug School?” Trooper Rodney Farva *** Part 4 of 4.5. In which dirty deals are done, the author gains a new … Continue reading →

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Untruth & Consequences: I’m Tardsie, And I’m An Alcoholic Apparently

Posted on January 21, 2013 by

By Tardsie Part 3 of 4: In which are observed new symptoms to the same regrettable behavior, a bottom is briefly reached, and alcohol is revealed to be the author of all my woes. If you haven’t already, be sure … Continue reading →

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Untruth & Consequences: So Much Love To Share

Posted on January 18, 2013 by

By Tardsie Part 2 of 4: In which bureaucrats make decisions, hoodlum school is avoided, and the author confesses his youthful desire to make love to the world. Be sure to check out our first installment, Don’t Forget To Hurt. … Continue reading →

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Untruth & Consequences: Don’t Forget To Hurt

Posted on January 15, 2013 by

By Tardsie Part 1 of 4: In which a philosophy emerges from among a litany of failures and disappointments, a potential solution is proposed to correct the author’s heretofore intractable behavior, and a great many swear words are gratuitously employed. When … Continue reading →

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