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Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Smaktakula

By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff We’ll admit it–we didn’t think it would come to this. We figured we’d be rich by now, or at the very least the Rapture would have freed us from our myriad woes. Since it … Continue reading →

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True Facts: The Palin Connection

Posted on September 9, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula As famous as she is, most people aren’t aware that Tea Party centerfold Sarah Palin gets her wonderful sense of humor from her dad, Monty Python genius Michael Palin.

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Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Posted on December 31, 2010 by tardsie

By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean Times eschews the expected by boldly forging a … Continue reading →

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The Party Does Not Love You

Posted on October 14, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Promethean Times takes very seriously its responsibilities as one of America’s tertiary news sources. With this in mind, we felt it incumbent upon us to remind Americans to vote wisely in November. If you’re like most contemporary Americans, … Continue reading →

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I’m Not A Nazi, But I Play One On The Weekends

Posted on October 11, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It turns out that Rich Iott, the GOP’s nominee for Ohio’s 9th Congressional District, likes to dress up as an SS officer. This may prove a liability in the upcoming election. Although Iott contends that his activities with … Continue reading →

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I Disagree With What You Say, And I Will Ruin You If You Say It.

Posted on September 28, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula The town of Gainesville, Florida saw in deranged fucknugget Terry Jones a way not only to pusillanimously distance itself from the controversy engendered by the pastor’s threat to burn several copies of the Koran, but also to pad … Continue reading →

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Political And Media Elites Surprised, Dismayed By Would-Be Terrorist’s Lack Of Whiteness

Posted on May 7, 2010 by Smaktakula

It WASN’T a “Teabagger?” Oh, snap. Continue reading →

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From The LA Times: Will The ‘Tea Party’ Be Very Sweet To Nevada’s Embattled Harry Reid?

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Smaktakula

Anything which serves to benefit Harry Reid is probably a bad thing. Even sunlight. See how the Gray Weasel will squeeze another term out of the Nevada electorate: Will the ‘Tea Party’ be very sweet to Nevada’s embattled Harry Reid? | Top of … Continue reading →

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From Center of Mass: Trying To Trust Sarah Palin

Posted on February 8, 2010 by Smaktakula

An interesting piece by Tom Cox. My biggest issue with Palin is the “us against them” game she (along with so many politicians) plays. Smaktakula via Trying to Trust Sarah Palin « Center of Mass.

Posted in Culture, Politics | Tagged American politics, Center of Mass, global warming, John McCain, national politics, Sarah Palin, Tea Party, Tom Cox | Leave a comment

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Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

True Facts: The Palin Connection

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

The Party Does Not Love You

I’m Not A Nazi, But I Play One On The Weekends

I Disagree With What You Say, And I Will Ruin You If You Say It.

Political And Media Elites Surprised, Dismayed By Would-Be Terrorist’s Lack Of Whiteness

From The LA Times: Will The ‘Tea Party’ Be Very Sweet To Nevada’s Embattled Harry Reid?

From Center of Mass: Trying To Trust Sarah Palin

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