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Damn–George Sherrill Is Still Such A Colossal Douche It Isn’t Even Funny!

By Smaktakula Sorry southpaw suckass George Sherrill has returned to the West Coast, once again in a Mariners uniform. It is perhaps fitting that Seattle is picked by most experts to come in dead last in the American League West, … Continue reading

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George Sherrill: Same Douche, Different Hat

By Smaktakula George Sherrill, the cretinous southpaw who douched it up for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2010, posting a ghastly 6.69 ERA in 36 innings of ‘work,’ has taken his act to the Atlanta Braves. However, at some point … Continue reading

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Still Not What You Were Looking For?

By Smaktakula In which we once again present some of the various search-engine keywords used to find Promethean Times. Some, we suspect, were not on purpose.  See our first installment here: Not What You Were Looking For?. live aid Geez, you put up … Continue reading

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Update: George Sherrill

By Smaktakula No change, folks–still a douche.       Profiles In Suckery: ERA 7.48  IP 21.2  ER 18  BB 17  SO 12  BLSV 3*       The difference between George Sherrill and a Little League second-stringer?  That shitty beard.     We’ll keep you posted.      * … Continue reading

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George Sherrill Is A Douche

You might not know who this guy is . . . . . . but you’re gonna have to trust us.  This guy sweats douchebaggery from his pores.

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