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Best of Headlines II
By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the headlines tell us all we really need to know. … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, History, News
Tagged anti-semitism, childish sexual innuendo, cockfighting, dolphins, dyslexia, Germany, Holocaust deniers, Iran, Nadya Suleman, Octomom, rape, San Francisco, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Strait of Hormuz, the French, the French people's love of stinky things, the Greatest Generation, the Scots, US Navy, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so sensitive?
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It’s Bastille Day!
By Smaktakula Celebrating that day in 1789 when the French people rose as one to protest Louis XVI’s hated mandatory bathing protocols. “Let them eat frogs’ legs!” ∞T.
Getting To Second Base With The World’s Most Iconic Suicide
By Smaktakula Today, the story of L’Inconnue de la Seine, or ‘the unknown woman of the Seine,’ is virtually lost to the public at large. Even those encyclopedic human housemice familiar with the obscure tale of the lovely, long-ago suicide know … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, History, Science
Tagged copping a feel, dead girl, death mask, France, L'Inconnue de la Seine, Rescue Annie, River Seine, second base, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smooth Criminal, suicide, the French, the French people's love of stinky things, the unknown woman of the Seine
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Could You Be An Asshole? Beer
By Smaktakula If you find yourself uttering the tired line, “American beer is crap,” or some similar aspersion against domestic brew,* then–like it or not–you’re an asshole, and a pretentious one at that. While the typical mass-produced American beer tastes … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Beck's, beer, beer-based jingoism, Could you be an asshole?, domestic beer, douchebaggery, Europe, European beer, European cigarettes, Fat Tire, Firestone, foreign beer, France, French, Full Sale Ale, Gauloises, Germany, Jerry, knavery, Krauts, Marshall Plan, my country's beer right or wrong, pickled pig's piss is a delicacy in Europe, pretentious beer-drinkers, skunky beer, Smaktakula's alcoholic nationalism, stinky cigarettes, the French, the French people's love of stinky things, The Hun, things which taste like ass, United States of America
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