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Burt Reynolds Prepares For Recurring Role As Filthy Homeless Person
By Smaktakula Mustachioed 70s fixture Burt Reynolds claims to be surprised to find that his Florida mansion is in foreclosure, despite not having made a mortgage payment since September of last year. Times are lean for the toupee-abusing former icon of … Continue reading
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Tagged 70's era machismo, bad toupee, Bennigan's, Bill Clinton, Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, Florida, gold digger, hard times, has-beens, Liza Minelli, machismo, Me Generation, moochers, mortgage, mustache rides, the reek of the homeless, tiresome anachronism, Where Are They Now?
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Trucker Bombs: The Highway’s Hidden Threat
By Smaktakula At first glance, there is much to envy in the life of the long-haul trucker. While his contemporaries toil away their lives in antiseptic cubes which vary only in size and color, the trucker remains free, a servant … Continue reading
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Tagged Alabama, Aurora Peterbiltalis, bathtub crank, black coffee, drugs, golden grenades of ammoniac horror, highways, Honeybucket, IEDs, Improvised Explosive Devices, interstates, long-haul trucking, methamphetamine, Over The Top, PISS, piss boys, Sylvester Stallone, teamsters, the reek of the homeless, the Yellow Kid, theocratic cultural backwaters, trucker bombs, truckers, truckstop whores, United States of America, urination, urine, Utah, West Virginia
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