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Hemophilia Ain’t Funny, Y’all!
By Smaktakula According to the 2010 US Census, formerly-homogeneous American backwaters like West Virginia have benefited from a substantial increase in Asian immigrants. This is somewhat fitting, as inbreeding pretty much leads to inbleeding anyway. You have a most honorable mouth! ∞T. About these … Continue reading
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Tagged 2010 US Census, Asians, bleeders, China, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, hemophilia, hicks, hillbillies, immigration, inbreeding, one child policy, places that suck, Royal Disease, theocratic cultural backwaters, West Virginia, you got a real purty mouth
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This Day In History: February 14, 1989 CE
On which douchey theocrat Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini vociferously expresses his displeasure with Salman Rushdie‘s The Satanic Verses. The tactic proves so popular that it remains the Islamic community’s preferred method to redress grievances both real and imagined. We, the public, are easily, lethally offended. We … Continue reading
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Tagged 1989, Ayatollah Khomeini, censorship, douchebaggery, douchey theocrats, fatwa, February 14, Iran, religious intolerance, Salman Rushdie, The Satanic Verses, theocratic cultural backwaters, this day in history, those wacky mullahs!, your feelings > freedom of expression
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Trucker Bombs: The Highway’s Hidden Threat
By Smaktakula At first glance, there is much to envy in the life of the long-haul trucker. While his contemporaries toil away their lives in antiseptic cubes which vary only in size and color, the trucker remains free, a servant … Continue reading
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Tagged Alabama, Aurora Peterbiltalis, bathtub crank, black coffee, drugs, golden grenades of ammoniac horror, highways, Honeybucket, IEDs, Improvised Explosive Devices, interstates, long-haul trucking, methamphetamine, Over The Top, PISS, piss boys, Sylvester Stallone, teamsters, the reek of the homeless, the Yellow Kid, theocratic cultural backwaters, trucker bombs, truckers, truckstop whores, United States of America, urination, urine, Utah, West Virginia
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