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Hemophilia Ain’t Funny, Y’all!

By Smaktakula According to the 2010 US Census, formerly-homogeneous American backwaters like West Virginia have benefited from a substantial increase in Asian immigrants.  This is somewhat fitting, as inbreeding pretty much leads to inbleeding anyway. You have a most honorable mouth! ∞T. About these … Continue reading

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This Day In History: February 14, 1989 CE

On which douchey theocrat Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini vociferously expresses his displeasure with Salman Rushdie‘s The Satanic Verses. The tactic proves so popular that it remains the Islamic community’s preferred method to redress grievances both real and imagined. We, the public, are easily, lethally offended.  We … Continue reading

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Stand Tall, Mississippi!

By Smaktakula Although impoverished third-world hellhole North Korea and impoverished first-world hellhole Mississippi are roughly the same size, have similar literacy rates and offer an almost identical standard of living, the Southern US state has an edge over the isolated … Continue reading

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Trucker Bombs: The Highway’s Hidden Threat

By Smaktakula At first glance, there is much to envy in the life of the long-haul trucker.  While his contemporaries toil away their lives in antiseptic cubes which vary only in size and color, the trucker remains free, a servant … Continue reading

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