Tag Archives: treachery

Hunchbackers

By Smaktakula Why does the public insist on believing the web of lies surrounding the death of Quasimodo the Bell-Ringer? Open your eyes, America! About these ads

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Heroic Teachers Gone Wild vs. Prudery

By Smaktakula As if further evidence were needed of the alarming rise in anti-skank sentiment across the globe, more proof comes in the form of a 2009 tragedy in suburban Brooklyn.  Two young women, exemplary educators by all accounts, were publicly … Continue reading

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The Mexican-American Conflict: A Pretty Good War

By Smaktakula You’ve probably heard more than once that there’s no such thing as a ‘good’ war. The sentiment driving this notion is noble, and easy enough to understand: it’s hard to take any joy from a victory when even … Continue reading

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Dog Unmoved By Master’s Return From Afghanistan

By Smaktakula Ft. Wayne, Indiana–Cpl. Ricky Baker had been looking forward to his return from Afghanistan for months.  After a year-long deployment in Afghanistan’s Helmand Province, Baker wanted nothing more than to enjoy the pleasures of home.  Baker was met … Continue reading

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No Gingers Need Apply

By Smaktakula Historically, gingers have had it rough.  Thought in ancient times to be possessed of sinister powers or bestial sexual urges, today’s redhead is merely regarded as a disturbing genetic anomaly.  And yet, until recently, these soulless individuals enjoyed … Continue reading

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Get To Know Frank McCourt

By Smaktakula To the myriad awful things you already knew about loathsome Dodgers owner Frank McCourt–the greed, the douchiness, the being short– let us add one more: Frank McCourt eats babies.

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Putting The Italian Army To Good Use

By Smaktakula Have you heard about the new Italian rifle? It’s never been fired and only dropped once. Jokes like this hoary old chestnut have lately fallen out of favor because they tend to perpetuate harmful stereotypes.  However, some stereotypes … Continue reading

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TripoliWatch 2011: The Dawn Of Odyssey Dawn

By Smaktakula Fans of endless foreign entanglements were buoyed by the news that Jheri-curled sourpuss Muammar al-Gaddafi continues to thwart an increasingly emboldened international community.  The Colonel’s luck–and the world’s legendary patience and willingness to issue a series  of ridiculously … Continue reading

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Promethean Times Reminds You To Beware The Ides Of March

By Smaktakula If the advice was good enough for Gaius Julius Caesar, it’s good enough for you.

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Black Widow Living In Well-Deserved Squalor

By Smaktakula Fans of Schadenfreude were thrilled by the news that Shannon Price, best known for her half-marriage with half-man Gary Coleman, is living like a filthy animal.  In Utah!  It seems that the unrepentant black widow still resides in … Continue reading

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