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Headlines: No Rod Unspared
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged Alabama, Axe Body Spray, Baseball, Belgium, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, California, Chicago White Sox, Colorado, Condoleezza Rice, Costa Mesa, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, Greece, headlines, Helen Keller, homeless people, homosexuality, hunger, Israel, Joe Biden, Koreans, man-boy love, Muhammad, New York Times, obesity, Orange County, pederasts, penis breakage is not funny!, Pennsylvania, racism, Sparks, Twins, Why am I so stupid?, WNBA, Wyoming
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Life-Changing Literature: Gross Jokes
By Tardsie After the King James Bible and Judy Blume’s Forever, which respectively served as the imprimatur for my troubling moral rigidity and taught me everything I needed to know about sex, no book has exerted quite so profound an … Continue reading
True Facts: Twins
By Smaktakula Some common misapprehensions about identical twins: 1) In most societies, the belief persists that identical twins are a blessing. In fact, they are evidence of God’s displeasure. 2) There is no “evil twin” per se. However, because identical … Continue reading
Posted in Science
Tagged gingers, normals, outright lies, true facts, Twins, vengeance of an angry God
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Charlie Sheen Surrenders Custody Of Kids
By Smaktakula More bad news for cretinous serial impregnator and former television personality Charlie Sheen: Last night the authorities arrived at Sheen’s Beverly Hills residence to remove the actor’s twin sons from his custody. Although very little is known at … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, News
Tagged bad parents, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen is a drugged-out wifebeater, Charlie Sheen Will Never Escape The Brat Pack's Terrible Event Horizon, child endangerment, custody battle, inebriate, infants, serial impregnator, Twins, Won't somebody please think of the children?
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