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Headlines 08.17.11

By Smaktakula User post: Am I just not meant to have friends? ~ Sorry, sad-sack–but yours is a destiny characterized by unremitting isolation.  It probably feels better to know, huh? Can Twitter Save NASA? ~ Don’t be a child; of course it … Continue reading

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Meet Tomorrow’s Tyrants Today: Black Julius

By Smaktakula Making South Africa’s Jacob Zuma seem statesmanlike is no small feat.  Although the one-party nation’s populist president and leader of the ruling African National Congress (ANC) is by all appearances an affable fellow, Zuma has repeatedly demonstrated behavior … Continue reading

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Many Surprised By Abrupt Expiration Date On Rapture Humor

By Smaktakula Would-be funnymen across the United States and Canada were disheartened this morning to find their Rapture jokes completely depleted of humor.  Many people had come to their places of work Tuesday morning armed with hilarious Armageddon material cribbed from late … Continue reading

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Hefner’s Antics Now More Creepy Than Cute

By Smaktakula Hugh Hefner, the decrepit, Viagra-gobbling relic of the Sexual Revolution, recently proposed to Crystal Harris, Playboy‘s Miss December 2009.  Hefner, old enough to remember the Great Depression, announced his engagement to the twenty-four-year-old Harris via a Christmas Eve tweet. … Continue reading

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Everything Suddenly Coming Up Promethean Times

A Very Special Message From Smaktakula Much like human papillomavirus in America’s high schools, Promethean Times is pretty hard to avoid these days.                             Find Promethean Times At                              WWW.PROMETHEANTIMES.COM                                For our elderly or intellectually disinclined readers:  Don’t get excited; the old address will still take you … Continue reading

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