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Stupid Show Now Even More Stupider
By Smaktakula Across the nation, morons who love bad TV are screeching with joy and hurling their own feces at one another upon the news that Two and a Half Men will be returning to television. Fans of vapid entertainment … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen is a drugged-out wifebeater, Demi Moore, geriatric sex, May-December romances, prettyboys, Punk'd, shitty TV shows, stupid people, That 70s Show, TV for idiots, TV makes you stupid, Two and a Half Men, untalented stars, Why am I so stupid?
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TV Still Safe For Morons
By Smaktakula It’s no secret that television gets a bad rap. Labelled ‘A Vast Wasteland’ within years of its invention, TV hasn’t been given much of a chance. And much like a person awoken from sleep by a phone call, … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged America's Funniest Home Videos, As the World Turns, Baguette wasn't our first choice, Benny Hill, Bob Saget, India, Jeopardy!, Louie Anderson, morons, mouth-breathing halfwits, soap operas, television, the vast wasteland, TV makes you stupid, Two and a Half Men
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Put Down The Crisco, Jabba!
The Center for Science in Public Interest wants you to know that it’s okay that you’re too stupid to make nutrition choices on your own, either for yourself or your children. That’s why the CSPI is threatening to sue McDonald’s, … Continue reading
Posted in Constitutional Issues, Culture, Duh, Food, General Foolishness, Health, National Events, People, Political Correctness
Tagged big fatso, Center for Science in Public Interest, customer of size, do-gooders, fat ass, fat people, Jabba the Hutt, McDonald's, nanny state, person of size, syphilitic monkeys, Two and a Half Men, Why am I so fat?
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Some Portion Of Charlie Sheen’s Brain Miraculously Unravaged By Syphilis
Despicable wife-beater and inebriate Charlie Sheen has wisely chosen to stick with his awful show. Promethean Times applauds Mr. Sheen’s decision to follow our advice. Furthermore, we would like to remind readers that it couldn’t have been easy for the once-promising actor to accept the grim … Continue reading
Posted in Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, Hollywood, People, Relationships, Satire, Television
Tagged career limbo, Charlie Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen is a drugged-out wifebeater, Charlie Sheen Will Never Escape The Brat Pack's Terrible Event Horizon, drunkard, Emilio's wasted brother, Hot Shots!, lout, Post-Haim Era, sot, syphilis, The French Disease, Two and a Half Men, vast wasteland, wastrel, wind-up monkey
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Charlie Sheen Believes Hookers And Booze Fall Magically From The Sky
Well, they don’t, Charlie! Someone has to pay for them. Continue reading
Posted in Drugs, General Foolishness, Hollywood, People, Television
Tagged booze, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen is a drugged-out wifebeater, debauchery, douchebaggery, drugs, hookers, misplaced artistic integrity, rehab, Richard Simmons, Sheen leaving, spousal abuse, three-time loser, Two and a Half Men, untalented stars
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