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Earwig Tunes
By Smaktakula Despite being one of God’s fuglier creations, the earwig is relatively harmless. Nonetheless, because it is such a nasty critter, it has earned a horrifying (but sadly apocryphal) reputation as an ear-seeking parasite which gnaws deep into soft, … Continue reading
The Tuxedo
By Smaktakula The tuxedo, the origins of which lie in the late 19th Century, is essentially a modern invention. Worn in a variety of styles and bearing various regional names–smoking or dinner jacket; morning coat; monkey suit–the tuxedo is de … Continue reading
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Things We Think About: Pictures
By Smaktakula Few aphorisms are as ubiquitous–or contain as much self-evident truth–as ’A picture is worth a thousand words,‘ the notion that the camera’s eye catches such a visual abundance that it would take 1,000 words to describe it with any … Continue reading
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Katy And Russell’s Exciting Temporary Marriage
By Smaktakula Loveliest-girl-in-all-the-world Katy Perry recently married unfunny British career-killer Russell Brand in an ostentatious ceremony in India. Brand, most famous for boasting on-air about diddling the granddaughter of a British actor, is said to be hanging up his career as … Continue reading
