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Profiles In Dignity III: Wherefore Art Thou, Dignity?
By Smaktakula JUST LIKE CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER, SAD & FUNNY ARE TWO GREAT TASTES THAT TASTE GREAT TOGETHER! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** * This image comes from back in my teaching … Continue reading
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Tagged cannabis, childish sexual innuendo, dignity, dope, grapefruit, grass, Gypsies, hemp, marijuana, pot, Promethean Times' ongoing commitment to treating all peoples and cultures with dignity and respect, shitty parents, sweet sweet cheeba, tramp stamps, Trojan Condoms, unremitting virginity, weed
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Diff’rent Strokes Curse Remains With Work Undone
By Smaktakula Diff’rent Strokes proved an instant hit with TV audiences in September of 1978. The Norman Lear sitcom about Harlem orphans falling into the lap of luxury was anchored by veteran stage actor Conrad Bain, and featured promising child … Continue reading
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Tagged a very special episode, A-Team, America's inability to say NO, Arnold Jackson, Bad Terminator, boob job, breast implants, bulimia, Celebrity Death Watch, cooze, Cultural Folk Hero, Dana Plato, Diff'rent Strokes, Diff'rent Strokes Curse, drugs, Emmanuel is the Antigary, Emmanuel Lewis, famous catchphrases, famous short people, famous virgins, Gary Coleman, Harlem, Hello Larry!, Johnnie Cochran, jumping the shark, Just Say No!, Kimberly Drummond, Knight Rider, lesbians, Moore, Mr. T, Nancy Reagan, New York, Norman Lear, obscure celebrities, Oklahoma, Playboy, porno movies, redemption, Shannon Price, small black actor, soft-core, spank mags, Tötyl Hömö, Tötyl Hömö may just be the best band name ever, Terminator 2, The Facts of Life, Todd Bridges, unremitting virginity, Vanilla Ice, Where Are They Now?, Willis Jackson
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Respect Mother Earth Or The Space Aliens Will Destroy Us All
By Smaktakula Aliens may be forced to destroy humanity so that the universe might live. Such a scenario is possible, says Shawn Domagal-Goldman of NASA’s Planetary Science Division, wherein these galactic stewards of the environment may be compelled to launch … Continue reading
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Tagged Al Gore, Al Gore is the political Art Garfunkel, Bush Doctrine, Care Bears, cooties, extraterrestrials, for your own good, galactic armada, Homo Sapiens, NASA, outright lies, Planetary Science Division, scientists, sexual harassment, Shawn Domagal-Goldman, unremitting virginity, we know best, WWI
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The Tuxedo
By Smaktakula The tuxedo, the origins of which lie in the late 19th Century, is essentially a modern invention. Worn in a variety of styles and bearing various regional names–smoking or dinner jacket; morning coat; monkey suit–the tuxedo is de … Continue reading
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Tagged Anne Hathaway, Carrot Top, Cary Grant, cretinous people, dicks, dinner jacket, douchebaggery, every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, fashion, formal attire, George Clooney, Jeremy Piven, Jersey Shore, John Cusack, monkey suit, morning coat, smoking jacket, Tom Arnold, transformation, Tux, Tuxedos, ugly people, unfunny comedians, unremitting virginity
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