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What Marginal Talent Will We Next Canonize Upon Death?
By Smaktakula One has only to see the unlikely outpouring of affection bestowed upon murderous Jackass jackass Ryan Dunn to see that death is characterized not only by a ghastly odor of putrefaction, but also by a sheen of undeserved talent and a … Continue reading
An Ode To Snooki
By Smaktakula Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi’s time in the spotlight must soon come to an end. Her fifteen minutes of infamy draws inevitably to a close, as the public’s short attention span casts an obscuring shadow over the stars of yesteryear, … Continue reading
Katching Up WIth K-Fed
By Smaktakula As it turns out, not much is going on. * Fresnan: noun 1) a person from Fresno, California; 2) rascal, lout or douchebag. ∞T.
Lohan: The Time To Hit That Is Now
By Smaktakula Former child star Lindsay Lohan revealed recently in an international statement that she was not currently in a relationship, declaring “I’m available.” Men and women between the ages of 16-65 who have yet to engage in casual, anonymous … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News
Tagged celebrities, Celebrity Death Watch, cocaine, Did she jump or was she pushed?, drugs, Flower of American Skankhood, former child stars, IPO, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay's boobs, NSFW, Schnapps, skankery, skanks, tick . . .tick . . .tick, untalented stars
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Diddy Unveils Ridiculous New Name
By Smaktakula Surprisingly, the public is still paying attention to the tiresome karaoke enthusiast (most recently) formerly known as Diddy. Having followed the minimally-talented showboat through such ridiculous incarnations as ‘Puffy,’ Puff Daddy and P. Diddy, the performer’s surprisingly resilient … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Music, Stupidity, Culture
Tagged marijuana, cannabis, pot, reefer, weed, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, jackassery, untalented stars, hemp, Sean Combs, Puffy, Diddy, unfortunately-named celebrities, attention-seeking celebrities, hip-hop, overpaid performers, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Swag, Schwag, karaoke, Squiggy, ridiculous names, swiggy, mogul, multinominal
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Stupid Show Now Even More Stupider
By Smaktakula Across the nation, morons who love bad TV are screeching with joy and hurling their own feces at one another upon the news that Two and a Half Men will be returning to television. Fans of vapid entertainment … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen is a drugged-out wifebeater, Demi Moore, geriatric sex, May-December romances, prettyboys, Punk'd, shitty TV shows, stupid people, That 70s Show, TV for idiots, TV makes you stupid, Two and a Half Men, untalented stars, Why am I so stupid?
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Headlines IV
By Smaktakula In which we opine on various news headlines without reading the articles. *** The Costars: Jim Carrey paired with penguins ~ With each film Carrey reaches further down the evolutionary ladder in his thus-far-futile search for a less-talented co-star. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, Music, News, Religion, Sport
Tagged American Indians, Baseball, bingo, blackjack, cockfighting, Dodger Stadium, dodo, drugs, Geronimo, hackers, Harry Reid, headlines, Iran, Jim Carrey, Los Angeles Dodgers, Native Americans, Navy SEALs, nudists, nutmeg, Osama bin Laden, passenger pigeon, pervertry, Robitussin DM, Shania Twain, Texas, untalented stars, whippets, whiskey
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Moronic Song Inspires Moronic Death Threats
By Smaktakula The world has changed a great deal since Mark David Chapman was convinced by overrated teen-angst novel The Catcher in the Rye that John Lennon was a “phony” and needed to die. Although Chapman will be forever hated … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Music, News
Tagged Adam Lambert, Auto-Tune, Bono, devolution, Emil Haagerdäddi, Friday, Good Charlotte, John Hinckley Jr., John Lennon, Kirstie Alley, Kurt Cobain, Mark David Chapman, psychos, Rebecca Black, stupid people, stupid shit little girls like, Susan Boyle, The Catcher in the Rye, Twilight, untalented stars, weirdos, William Hung, Yoko Ono
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One-Legged Hag Refuses To Let Senility Destroy Her Dreams Of Second-Time Motherhood
By Smaktakula Creepy gold-digger Frédèric Prinz von Anhalt announced recently that his wife, superannuated entertainment oddity Zsa Zsa Gabor, would like to have another child at 94. Anhalt has reportedly spent $100,000 for the procedure. Gabor, most famous for slapping … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, News, Stupidity
Tagged adult adoption, California politics, creepy, famous for nothing, famous Hungarians, Frédèric Prinz von Anhalt, gold digger, hot long ago, in-vitro fertilization, Kaiser Wilhelm II, old people, perverted science, pregnancy, sperm donor, that trick never works, untalented stars, Zsa Zsa Gabor
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