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Amish v. Amish: Beardwars!
By Smaktakula Although originating in 16th Century Switzerland, the Amish have become a particularly American institution. The Amish remain America’s last primitive people now that gambling dollars have ushered Native Americans into the 21st Century. These simple folk are known … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Religion
Tagged Amish, Amish v. Amish, Bergolz Clan, gambling, hate crime, internecine violence, mullets, Native Americans, Ohio, Pennsylvania Dutch, Revelation 6:8, Switzerland, Timothy McVeigh, Tom Mullet, Unabomber, violence
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Promethea Culpa
Originally presented Jan 18, 2011 By Tardsie Promethean Times regrets that our clumsy handling of a recent event necessitates both a clarification and an apology. We have entered an age in which our words take on meanings not originally intended, … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, History, News
Tagged apology, avoiding responsibility, guns, hypocrisy, irresponsible speech, Kate Gosselin, making excuses, overreaction, Promethea Culpa, retraction, RUN BITCH! RUN!, Sarah Palin, shame campaign, Tuscon shooting, United States of America, veiled threats, violence
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Hateful Attire Incites Violence
By Smaktakula Chavez Ravine: Yesterday, an unidentified man was given an impromptu lesson in sensitivity after parading around Dodger Stadium in offensive clothing. In what can only be viewed as a hate-statement, the gentleman is alleged to have been conspicuously displaying articles … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Sport
Tagged Alyssa Milano, assault, Baseball, bigotry, burning the Koran, Emil Haagerdäddi, good steward of the environment, Koran, Los Angeles Dodgers, Major League Baseball, Nathan Bedford Forrest, obsessive sports fans, San Francisco Giants, Smaktakula's hatred of the San Francisco Giants, violence
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Not What You Were Looking For? Episode Three: The Search For Cock
By Smaktakula Presenting the third installment in our wildly popular series: Not What You Were Looking For? In which we list some of the search engine terms (indicated in bold) by which you found us, and for which you should rightly be ashamed. You … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, World Affairs, General Foolishness, Critters, Sports, Baseball, Music, Drug Culture, People, Crime, Race
Tagged drugs, Islam, racism, China, fat people, marijuana, K2, douchebaggery, childish sexual innuendo, weed, Pakistan, Irene Folstrom, treachery, sweet sweet cheeba, Miley Cyrus, skankery, skankism, Michael Lohan, your mother must be very proud, Reverend Fred Phelps, happy thoughts, comical despots, Pauly Shore, waddling grotesquery, Why am I so fat?, George Sherrill, rave culture, Jay Bush, Duke, curs, bovine-on-human violence, Olive Garden, craptastic eatery, people of size, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, Wyclef Jean, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, Fugeeman, not what you were looking for?, Freddie Mercury, penis, senior citizens, unctuous pimp, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, dreadlocks, cock, vagina, pastaphilia, rastaphilia, the knacker, CDSA, Donkey Kong, comical spelling errors, poor spelling, Ruminations of a Junkie for Politics, Walt Stoelting, Confessions of an America-Hating Man-Jezebel, Jean Valjean, Les Miserables, Victor Hugo, 19th Century French Literature, Soylent Green, violence, madness, sexy nurses, Turkish Tool, Mauritanian Meat-Sword, old people, Cat in the Hat, penis-based racism, female anatomy, CockBlog, virile He-Man, phallophilia, Smaktakula is aware that 'penises' is the accepted plural but if it's good enough for Steinbeck it's good enough for you, Smaktakula's troubling insecurity, hot and cold running chicks
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