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Unsettling Urban Legend Springs To Hideous Life
By Smaktakula When longtime emphysema-sufferer Ron Sveden complained of chest pains, doctors immediately feared the worst. X-ray data seemed to support these concerns, revealing a small dark spot on one of Sveden’s lungs. The doctors gave the 75 year-old the bad news: … Continue reading
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‘Choking Game’ Claims Victim; Promethean Times Urges Panic
By Smaktakula The hidden scourge of America’s youth has claimed another victim. Erik Robinson died on April 20th after playing the ‘Choking Game.’ The rules of the game are sketchy, but it can be assumed that Robinson lost. A ghastly situation like this … Continue reading