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By Smaktakula We’ve done our fair share highlighting sucky jobs, such as jizzmastre, narco or any position with Walmart, but here’s an employment opportunity sure to delight heterosexual men and gay women alike: supermodel ass-lotion attendant. You have to love what … Continue reading
By Smaktakula Although potentially-legalized marijuana is the greatest crisis facing contemporary society, it is by no means the only drug insidiously devouring a generation. Below, we present a brace of cautionary tales which illuminate the true horrors and depredations of … Continue reading
By Smaktakula About a year ago, Wal-Mart was forced to fire cancer-ridden burnout Joseph Casias for flouting the retail giant’s strict drug policy. No one could have known that the stoner would fight so ferociously for the reefer or that … Continue reading
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