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Awesome Jobs: Ass Valet
By Smaktakula We’ve done our fair share highlighting sucky jobs, such as jizzmastre, narco or any position with Walmart, but here’s an employment opportunity sure to delight heterosexual men and gay women alike: supermodel ass-lotion attendant. You have to love what … Continue reading
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Tagged ass valet, awesome jobs, callipygian women, heterosexual men, horrible jobs, jizzmastre, lesbians, narcos, supermodels, Walmart
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Meth For Dummies/Crack In The Cracks
By Smaktakula Although potentially-legalized marijuana is the greatest crisis facing contemporary society, it is by no means the only drug insidiously devouring a generation. Below, we present a brace of cautionary tales which illuminate the true horrors and depredations of … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged America on drugs, cocaine, crack, crack pipe, crystal, dope, drug epidemic, drugs, faces of meth, glass teat, grass, hemp, ice, marijuana, meth, methamphetamine, pot, reefer, rock, sweet sweet cheeba, Walmart, weed, Why am I so stupid?
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US Courts Join Forces With Wal-Mart To Kick Dying Man In The Nuts
By Smaktakula About a year ago, Wal-Mart was forced to fire cancer-ridden burnout Joseph Casias for flouting the retail giant’s strict drug policy. No one could have known that the stoner would fight so ferociously for the reefer or that … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, News
Tagged Cheech Marin, corporate douchebaggery, dope, grass, hemp, Joseph Casias, marijuana, medical marijuana, pot, reefer, stoners, sweet sweet cheeba, Wal-Mart, Walmart, weed
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You’re Only Kidding Yourself
By Tardsie Although favored by under-sevens and the occasional insufferably ironic hipster, these fashions are typically associated with the creepily virginal. ∞T.
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged awesomeness, fashion, hipsters, morons, stupid people, Walmart, what awesome looks like
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