Tag Archives: weirdos

Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status

Posted on June 7, 2012 by

Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading →

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Recycling: Picking Up The Pieces Of Broken Lives

Posted on February 10, 2012 by

By Smaktakula We’ve come a long way in just one generation. It wasn’t so many years ago that the nation was buried from coast to coast in filth: trash subsumed parking lots, fields and empty spaces, with refuse festooned along … Continue reading →

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Edgy Weirdo Reaching Out To Community Children

Posted on October 12, 2011 by

By Smaktakula Chehalis, Washington: Newly arrived resident Stavros Livskutchk intends to embrace the Lewis County spirit by spending time with local kids.  The rangy drifter, who says he hails from “an Eastern Bloc country which no longer exists,” has taken … Continue reading →

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Furries

Posted on July 28, 2011 by

By Smaktakula It must come as a sobering realization that your life’s purpose is to outfit yourself like a junior college backup mascot.

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Moronic Song Inspires Moronic Death Threats

Posted on April 29, 2011 by

By Smaktakula The world has changed a great deal since Mark David Chapman was convinced by overrated teen-angst novel The Catcher in the Rye that John Lennon was a “phony” and needed to die.  Although Chapman will be forever hated … Continue reading →

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Wonder Woman Unwanted

Posted on January 14, 2011 by

By Smaktakula Dateless fanboys and Marlboro-sucking bull dykes would seem to make an unlikely pairing.  And yet, these two  disparate groups find themselves united in their despair over the television networks’ collective ambivalence to Wonder Woman’s return to the small … Continue reading →

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Identity Of Guy Who Punched Obama Revealed

Posted on November 29, 2010 by

By Smaktakula By now you’ve heard how President Obama took an elbow in the mouth while playing a pickup basketball game, requiring twelve stitches.  Although the White House did not initially reveal the identity of Obama’s assailant, later reports named … Continue reading →

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Did I Do That?: When Urkels Attack

Posted on August 23, 2010 by

By Smaktakula In a classy move right out of the Sheen Playbook, Trivial Pursuit answer Jaleel ‘Urkel’ White is accused of beating the mother of his child.  Bridget Hardy, white’s ex-girlfriend, alleges that the former child star punched her in one … Continue reading →

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Nerds Demonstrate Some Value In Non-Technical Applications

Posted on July 26, 2010 by

It was San Diego’s darkest hour; America’s Finest City found herself in the grip of an unrelenting evil more insidious than any heretorfore felt in the fair city.gripped by a peril heretofore unimagined. Everywhere, harried citizens were paralyzed by a growing sense of doom: a small cadre of thugs, underlings of the odious Lord Gomorrah, had come to the city to share some of their vile asshattery. Who would champion St. Diego’s city against the scourge of such villainy? Continue reading →

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Mad Russian Genius Content With Solitary Life Of Vodka-Drenched Squalor

Posted on March 29, 2010 by

The solution to the fiercely intractable Poincare Conjecture was thought to be so elusive that the Clay Mathematics Institute offered a prize of $1 million to anyone who could provide a verifiable answer.  Russian mathematician Dr. Grigori Perelman has solved it.           It turns out that … Continue reading →

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