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The Elderly Are Right About One Thing At Least: Kids Today Have It Too Damn Easy
By Smaktakula One of the universal cornerstones of adulthood is the opportunity to bitch vociferously among the members of one’s own generation about how easy kids have it today. That every generation since the dawn of history has engaged in … Continue reading
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Tagged cocaine, dope, drugs, grass, hemp, Kentucky, kids today, Lindsay Lohan, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, marijuana, Mexico, nutmeg, PCP, Piggly Wiggly, places that suck, pot, Reddi-Wip, reefer, Somalia, Special K, spice rack highs, sweet lady meg, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, whippets
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What Won’t Paula Deen Fry?
By Smaktakula White trash TV personality Paula Deen thinks that if it’s worth eating, it’s worth eating fried. To Deen there exists no substance which could not be improved with breading and a fifteen-minute soak in molten hog lard. As … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture
Tagged fat, fat people, fried butter balls, fried foods, grease, heart disease, Jabba the Hutt, lard, obesity, oil, Paula Deen, suet, The South, unhealthy diets, whippets, white trash, Why am I so fat?, wideload
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Headlines 05.11.11
By Smaktakula In which we opine on various news headlines without reading the articles. *** The Costars: Jim Carrey paired with penguins ~ With each film Carrey reaches further down the evolutionary ladder in his thus-far-futile search for a less-talented co-star. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, Music, News, Religion, Sport
Tagged American Indians, Baseball, bingo, blackjack, cockfighting, Dodger Stadium, dodo, drugs, Geronimo, hackers, Harry Reid, headlines, Iran, Jim Carrey, Los Angeles Dodgers, Native Americans, Navy SEALs, nudists, nutmeg, Osama bin Laden, passenger pigeon, pervertry, Robitussin DM, Shania Twain, Texas, untalented stars, whippets, whiskey
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