Tag Archives: Why am I so fat?

Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!

By Smaktakula In which we champion the twin virtues of indolence and illiteracy by commenting on the day’s headlines without knowing a thing about them. *** Help! I Caught My Landlord in a Compromising Position With His Dog. ~ And now I … Continue reading

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Suck It, Las Vegas!

By Tardsie My wife and I recently got back from Las Vegas, where we saw the Killers in concert on Friday night. It was an awesome, once-in-a-lifetime performance by a band at the top of its game and comfortably on … Continue reading

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Headlines 11.02.12

By Smaktakula In which we showcase our unparalleled knack for expounding authoritatively upon a broad range of topics about which we remain not only ignorant, but deliberately so. We lose interest after the headlines. *** Deaf dolphin rescued in La. will get … Continue reading

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Headlines 10.02.12

By Smaktakula *** In which we opine on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the stories. It’s well-known that most news stories are written at no less than a sixth-grade level, and folks–we don’t read too good. … Continue reading

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Headlines 08.16.12

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better feminist than pilot? ~ Let’s fucking hope so! Study: Rich, poor Americans increasingly likely to live in separate neighborhoods ~ Because in times … Continue reading

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Best of Headlines II

By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the headlines tell us all we really need to know. … Continue reading

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Headlines: 07.23.12

By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading

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Headlines 06.20.12

By Smaktakula In which we comment on today’s headlines, without reading the articles. If you’re like us, you instinctively distrust those pedantic know-it-alls who doggedly insist upon keeping abreast with the affairs of the day. Friends, reading weakens the legs. … Continue reading

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People Of Size Demand To Be Represented In Diabetes Commercials

By Smaktakula Anywhere you travel across this great land, you’re very nearly guaranteed to see obese people. Whether they’re wolfing down a score of Whoppers at Burger King or zipping through the mall on their scooters, with cell phones to their ears and … Continue reading

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Vulgar Non-Sport Gets Collegiate

By Smaktakula College athletics hold a special place in American hearts. In many American backwaters too rural to support a professional team, college sports serve to unite entire communities and regions in a shared passion. Moreover, fans of college sports … Continue reading

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