Tag Archives: Why am I so stupid?

Headlines: No Rod Unspared

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading

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This Day In History: December 7, 1941 CE

By Smaktakula On which the Japanese imitation of American culture and technology reaches its zenith, when the Japanese government, eager to benefit from Western knowledge, sets off a chain of events which results in its learning a very big lesson. … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Vote Stupid!

By Smaktakula With the 2012 Presidential Election at last coming to its ugly and no-doubt contentious conclusion, the American public is eager for the cessation of those unpleasantries attendant with any election year, but which have become especially pronounced in recent … Continue reading

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Headlines 11.02.12

By Smaktakula In which we showcase our unparalleled knack for expounding authoritatively upon a broad range of topics about which we remain not only ignorant, but deliberately so. We lose interest after the headlines. *** Deaf dolphin rescued in La. will get … Continue reading

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Headlines 10.16.12

By Smaktakula   In Which We Comment On The Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles *** 9 Reasons Why Being a Mom Qualifies You to Work in a Brothel ~ Well, obviously, you’re no stranger to cock. Let’s just get that … Continue reading

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Headlines 10.02.12

By Smaktakula *** In which we opine on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the stories. It’s well-known that most news stories are written at no less than a sixth-grade level, and folks–we don’t read too good. … Continue reading

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Stupid, Slutty Blondes: Hate Humor We Can All Feel Good About

By Smaktakula Q: Why Do Blondes Always Honk The Horn Three Times Before They Start Their Cars? A: It Doesn’t Really Matter. The Joke Is Just A Vehicle To Get Across Our Point That Blond People Are Stupid And Slutty. *** The … Continue reading

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Is Beauty Pageant Culture Warping The Shit Out Of Our Little Girls?

By Smaktakula Hell yes it is.

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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Talking With Mouth-Breathers

By Tardsie *** The Hotel Quickie AmericInn, Aberdeen, SD. Monday, 03.26.12 11:59 AM CST (Cretin Standard Time) Tardsie calls the Front Desk. T: Hi. This is room 204, I’m running about ten minutes late. Do you think I could get … Continue reading

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Russia Narrowing Stupidity Gap

By Smaktakula The United States is universally lampooned for among other things its hyper-religiosity, the public’s embarrassingly prevalent belief in alien abductions and for the inability of one-fifth of its population to locate the nation on a map. Labelled for … Continue reading

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