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Headlines: No Rod Unspared
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged Alabama, Axe Body Spray, Baseball, Belgium, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, California, Chicago White Sox, Colorado, Condoleezza Rice, Costa Mesa, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, Greece, headlines, Helen Keller, homeless people, homosexuality, hunger, Israel, Joe Biden, Koreans, man-boy love, Muhammad, New York Times, obesity, Orange County, pederasts, penis breakage is not funny!, Pennsylvania, racism, Sparks, Twins, Why am I so stupid?, WNBA, Wyoming
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This Day In History: December 7, 1941 CE
By Smaktakula On which the Japanese imitation of American culture and technology reaches its zenith, when the Japanese government, eager to benefit from Western knowledge, sets off a chain of events which results in its learning a very big lesson. … Continue reading
Posted in History
Tagged 1941, December 7, Pearl Harbor, this day in history, Why am I so stupid?
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Stupid, Slutty Blondes: Hate Humor We Can All Feel Good About
By Smaktakula Q: Why Do Blondes Always Honk The Horn Three Times Before They Start Their Cars? A: It Doesn’t Really Matter. The Joke Is Just A Vehicle To Get Across Our Point That Blond People Are Stupid And Slutty. *** The … Continue reading
Is Beauty Pageant Culture Warping The Shit Out Of Our Little Girls?
By Smaktakula Hell yes it is.
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Stupidity
Tagged bad parents, beauty pageant, growing up too fast, skanklets, toddlers & tiaras, Why am I so stupid?
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Talking With Mouth-Breathers
By Tardsie *** The Hotel Quickie AmericInn, Aberdeen, SD. Monday, 03.26.12 11:59 AM CST (Cretin Standard Time) Tardsie calls the Front Desk. T: Hi. This is room 204, I’m running about ten minutes late. Do you think I could get … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Aberdeen, drunken Irishmen, morons, places that suck, South Dakota, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, Why am I so stupid?
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Russia Narrowing Stupidity Gap
By Smaktakula The United States is universally lampooned for among other things its hyper-religiosity, the public’s embarrassingly prevalent belief in alien abductions and for the inability of one-fifth of its population to locate the nation on a map. Labelled for … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, News
Tagged alien abductions, America's edge in stupidity, brilliant dirty weirdos, hygiene, ignorance, national stupidity, places that suck, Russia, Russians sure like that vodka, Soviet Union, space program, UFO abductions, United States of America, USSR, Why am I so stupid?, Yuri Gagarin
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