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Untruth & Consequences: Don’t Forget To Hurt
By Tardsie Part 1 of 4: In which a philosophy emerges from among a litany of failures and disappointments, a potential solution is proposed to correct the author’s heretofore intractable behavior, and a great many swear words are gratuitously employed. When … Continue reading
These Things We Believe II: Don’t Stop Believing!
By Tardsie For more things we believe, click here! On Happiness. Again. If you’re not happy right this moment, but can think of something someone can give to you or do for you that would make you happy, then you’re … Continue reading
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These Things We Believe, Part The First
By Smaktakula On Happiness Around the world, millions–and perhaps more likely, billions–of people are unhappy. Curiously, this appears to be no less true in the United States of America, which, for all its recent travails still remains a relative land … Continue reading
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Life: Was That It?
By Tardsie A friend of mine died tragically this weekend. He was far too young. Has there ever been an instance of someone who died too old? *** For what is it all but being hatched, And running about the … Continue reading
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