Tag Archives: women of easy virtue

Strippers: Why They Just Don’t Do It For Us

Posted on July 5, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It’s like being a kid in a great big candy store, only you have no money. That, and all the candy is made out of methamphetamine and soiled Kleenex. Fellas, select your potential mates the Promethean Times way! … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture, Entertainment | Tagged drugs, exotic dancers, meth mouth, methamphetamine, sex with leather, skanks, strippers, things which are not at all sexy, titty bars, women of easy virtue, you got a real purty mouth | 32 Comments

Progressive Insurance Flo

Posted on June 7, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula We get it–she’s a kooky-but-sexy, hard-partying minx with just a hint of the Girl Next Door, a kind-hearted, wise-cracking goodtimes gal who is equal parts insurance professional, therapist and naughty nurse. But seriously, could Progressive have found a … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Stupidity | Tagged consequences, Girl Next Door, hooker with a heart of gold, insurance professionals, it's a cold sore!, Lake Havasu, Progressive Flo, Progressive Insurance, Spring Break, the crabs, VD, women of easy virtue | 18 Comments

Headlines 03.06.12

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we opine upon the headlines of the day without first reading the articles. *** Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine backs Rick Santorum ~ See Kids? A bacchanalian life of drug-fueled debauchery is not without its consequences. Although the pernicious effects of addiction … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, Entertainment, Music, News, Politics, Stupidity | Tagged 1906 San Francisco Earthquake, boobs, breastuses, Celebrity Death Watch, date rape, Dave Mustaine, death by old age, divorce, Does Nature Want You Dead? Yes It Does., Drew Barrymore, drugs, dyslexia, Eddie Murphy, fat people, France, has-beens, headlines, heroin, hos, Lady Gaga, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, little people, LSD, Lybia, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, Megadeth, moobs, poor judgement, pop biology, prostitution, Rick Santorum, Shakira, short people, skanks, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, stalkers, Star Trek, sweet lady meg, the French, Trekkies, trippin' balls, TSA, Where Are They Now?, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so lonely?, Why am I so stupid?, women of easy virtue | 11 Comments

Keep That Kidney To Yourself, Whore!

Posted on February 20, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It’s easy to forget the impact that organ transplants have had on society. Medical science has advanced to such a degree that it now seems routine to cut the organs from a dying man or woman and transplant … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Science | Tagged CDC, Centers for Disease Control, harlots, hooker with the heart of gold, hussies, organ donors, prostitution, Ron Jeremy, skanks, skonks, sluts, STDs are no laughing matter!, tramps, transplants, women of easy virtue | 7 Comments

Professional Women

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? George Carlin Prostitution remains illegal throughout most of the world. Despite the hypocrisy inherent in being forbidden to sell what you can … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture | Tagged double standards, George Carlin, hookers, hypocrisy, ladies of the evening, Paris Hilton, prostitution, rape, rent boys, sex, women of convenience, women of easy virtue, world's oldest profession | 8 Comments

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