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North Korea Fires On Santa’s Sleigh
By Smaktakula In a move considered dickish even by the attenuated standards of blighted pariah nations, rogue state North Korea fired two Nodong-2 missles at Santa’s Sleigh early Sunday morning, narrowly missing the beloved quasi-diety. Santa and his reindeer are … Continue reading
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By Smaktakula The individual hairstyles of powerful men and women are as unique as fingerprints. Observe:
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‘Lil ‘Lil Kim: The Least Of Three Evils
By Smaktakula In the weeks following the announcement in Pyongyang regarding the planned succession of Kim Jong-un, the corpulent youngest son of decaying comical despot Kim Jong-il. Kim Jong-un, known popularly as “The Brilliant Comrade” or according to some sources, … Continue reading
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