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North Korea Fires On Santa’s Sleigh

By Smaktakula In a move considered dickish even by the attenuated standards of blighted pariah nations, rogue state North Korea fired two Nodong-2 missles at Santa’s Sleigh early Sunday morning, narrowly missing the beloved quasi-diety.  Santa and his reindeer are … Continue reading

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Know Your Dictafro

By Smaktakula The individual hairstyles of powerful men and women are as unique as fingerprints.  Observe:

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Stand Tall, Mississippi!

By Smaktakula Although impoverished third-world hellhole North Korea and impoverished first-world hellhole Mississippi are roughly the same size, have similar literacy rates and offer an almost identical standard of living, the Southern US state has an edge over the isolated … Continue reading

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‘Lil ‘Lil Kim: The Least Of Three Evils

By Smaktakula In the weeks following the announcement in Pyongyang regarding the planned succession of Kim Jong-un, the corpulent youngest son of decaying comical despot Kim Jong-il.  Kim Jong-un, known popularly as “The Brilliant Comrade” or according to some sources, … Continue reading

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Tonight, A Father And Son Are A Rittre Ress Ronery

By Smaktakula In the dismal, crumbling concrete tomb that is Pyongyang, there are small but increasingly hopeful signs of life.  In a touching moment of bonding, dying despot Kim Jong-il is reportedly spending quality time with his youngest son and … Continue reading

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