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Best of Headlines Part I
By Smaktakula Howdy, folks. Headlines has always been one of our favorite Promethean Times features, and recently it seems to have picked up popularity with our readers. This wasn’t always the case. It might surprise you to know we’ve done … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Science, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged American Civil War, Arkansas, childish sexual innuendo, drugs, fun with stereotypes, gay people, headlines, hookers, India, Japan, Lady Gaga, Latinos, Leonardo DiCaprio, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Los Angeles, nudists, perverts, Republicans, Smaktakula is aware that 'penises' is the accepted plural but if it's good enough for Steinbeck it's good enough for you, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Somalia, STDs, the French, Uranus, US Navy, Yoko Ono, you got a real purty mouth
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Thoughts On Gay Pride
By Tardsie I have a hard time getting my head around the idea of gay pride. Wait, wait–before anybody gets his leather panties in a bunch and starts filling my mailbox with rainbow-hued death threats, let me do my best … Continue reading
Idahopeless
By Smaktakula Some time ago, komonews.com ran a pictorial featuring the mugshots of smiling Idahoans. Promethean Times is pleased to present the best of this cavalcade of mongoloids, in some cases with a little of the backstory. Sometimes Celebrities Get Busted: ***
Posted in Stupidity, Culture, Crime
Tagged cannabis, dope, drugs, Idaho, Idahoans, jail, mugshots, places that suck, pot, stoners, sweet sweet cheeba, Why am I so stupid?, you got a real purty mouth
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Is Your Child Predisposed To Methamphetamine?
By Smaktakula If this is your high school senior portrait, then yes, he is:
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged bad parents, crank, drugs, meth, methamphetamine, poor judgement, white trash, you got a real purty mouth
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: No English
By Tardsie One of the most unnerving experiences I can recall, but which actually turned out to be a whole lot of nothing, occurred in the middle of the night on a train bound for Memphis from Chicago. I travelled … Continue reading
Career Opportunities: Carny
A carny is free to pursue his own dreams, be they the simple aspiration to drink turpentine until the onset of blindness, or more dramatic expressions of individuality, such as marrying a she-goat. The carnival doesn’t judge. Continue reading
Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Ronnie’s Watch
By Tardsie Ronnie Duggan was a kid I knew in college. Although Ronnie was by no means memorable, there are two recollections of Ronnie which, try as I might, I can’t forget. The first I was witness to personally. Ronnie … Continue reading
