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George Sherrill: Same Douche, Different Hat
By Smaktakula George Sherrill, the cretinous southpaw who douched it up for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2010, posting a ghastly 6.69 ERA in 36 innings of ‘work,’ has taken his act to the Atlanta Braves. However, at some point … Continue reading
Update: George Sherrill
By Smaktakula No change, folks–still a douche. Profiles In Suckery: ERA 7.48 IP 21.2 ER 18 BB 17 SO 12 BLSV 3* The difference between George Sherrill and a Little League second-stringer? That shitty beard. We’ll keep you posted. * … Continue reading
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