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arson, ATF, bedwetting, Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, church fires, Daniel George McAllister, douchebaggery, Dover Baptist Church, hate crime, Jason Robert Bourque, pyromania, Texas, Wall Street Journal, WSJ
Two suspected douchebags have been charged with starting a fire in a rural Texas church. The extent of the suspects’ douchebaggery and possible guilt remains undetermined.
The duo is suspected in a number of church fires, and bail has been set at a meager $10 Million.
One possible mitigating factor: according to the WSJ article, the firebugs torched churches without respect to denomination or the congregants’ races. We can take some comfort from our knowledge that while these men may be repeat arsonists, at least they aren’t committing hate crimes.
This Gentleman Likes To Burn Things
Read about the two (alleged) bedwetters here: Two Men Charged in Blaze at Texas Church – WSJ.com.
…and may God have mercy on their souls.