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By Smaktakula

In an effort to quell the persistent whisper campaign in Washington, President Obama was forced to address the charges head on.  According to the President:

“Contrary to rumors you may have heard, no one in my administration has recently suffered a stroke.  And no, there is no cover up.”

Obama blamed the rumors on Republicans, and expressed his hope that the matter might now be put to rest.

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