By Smaktakula

Lucky You! You Get To Hear What We Sound Like In Real Life. Sorta.

Oh boy–are you guys in for a treat! We’ve enlisted the services of the Rev. Hubris B. Buchanan, author of such books as San Francisco: The New Gomorrah and The Fiery Pits of Hell: Why You’ll End Up There, to make a very special announcement about upcoming PT features.

The following audio file is NSFW. Not for any naughty language (yeah, we were kinda caught off-guard by that as well), but for the very real possibility that anyone who catches you listening to it will most likely think you’re insane.

Although Reverend Buchanan Has Also Nailed A Skanky Prostitute Or Two In His Time, He Has Yet To Make An Abject Apology.