People, Places & Things Richly Deserving Of Our Contempt
He belonged to that numerous and varied legion of vulgar people, those more-dead-than-alive abortions and semi-literate half-wits who at once become the adherents of the most fashionable and popular ideas in order to vulgarize them and caricature every cause they so sincerely serve.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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John Wayne Bobbitt
Ironically named wife-beating penis-lacking jackass.
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Duke
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Guy Fieri
Meth? Wife-Beating? Tax Evasion? He’s guilty of something, damn it!
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Hamid Karzai
Corrupt–and crazy–Afghan despot.
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Jackpot, Nevada
Craphole extraordinaire, and subject of bad poetry. Twice.
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Jeffrey Jones
Thespian/Creepy Pedophile.
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Michael “MiLo” Lohan
Parental paragon and compulsive self-Googler.
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Major League Eating
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Charles Manson
Diminutive Beatles fan with a beef against Promethean Times.
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The Reverend George Rekers
Torn between his unquenchable–and irreconcilable–love for not only the Lord Jesus but also sweet, sweet man-ass.
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Fred Phelps
Soulless fucknugget. Sure to receive his just reward from the Almighty. And again.
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Shannon Price
More of a cooze, really.
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Alex Rodriguez
Saner than Bradley, more reliable than Sherrill–but still unrivaled in all of baseball douchedom.
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Charlie Sheen
Toothless cretin. Enjoys partying and wife-beating.
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“Shooter”
Pitiable loser who clings to a nickname “earned” from a fumbling, unconsummated sexual encounter.
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Lucy Van Pelt
Promethean Times 
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