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By Tardsie
Or why I’m such a good time to be around.
Goat Mayo
07 Saturday Feb 2015
Posted in Entertainment, Philosophy, True-Ass Tales
Promethean Times 
I like to take the ordinary thing (most) people say it is, and twist it into something else, then turn it on them.
“Moose piss?!? What the hell is wrong with you!?!”
Your is just as good (and more brilliant), but mine doesn’t really rely on them playing along in any way.
Either way, if you can’t beat em, confuse em!
You could make a party worth staying for. As long as I could simply observe your antics and not be the butt of them…
I will keep this in mind should I ever be in a situation near food and in need of a conversation starter.