By Smaktakula

We get it–she’s a kooky-but-sexy, hard-partying minx with just a hint of the Girl Next Door, a kind-hearted, wise-cracking goodtimes gal who is equal parts insurance professional, therapist and naughty nurse. But seriously, could Progressive have found a spokesperson who looks any more like the chick who gave you the crabs that one time during Spring Break at Lake Havasu?

“At First You Think The Itch Will Drive You Crazy. But I Guess You Get Used To Anything After A While.”

And does anyone else think that ‘Progressive Flo’ sounds like a new-age feminine hygiene product? ∞ T.