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By Smaktakula
Is There A Red-Blooded Male Out There Who HASN'T Asked Himself At Least Once, "What Would That Thing Look Like Naked?"
Overpaid hussy Amber Portwood is said to be ‘devastated’ by the recent release of several compromising pictures, which have rapidly gone viral. The untalented reality star claims that the nude photos, which she labels “non-sexual,” were stolen from her phone by a trusted friend.
In this instance, feelings of pity for Ms. Portwood can be forgiven. It is no doubt painful that she has not been compensated for these tasteful portraits, and that potentially millions of curiosity-seekers will “enjoy” her lackluster physique for no more than the cost of an internet connection, or in some cases, a library card.
Moreover, Portwood’s claim that the pictures are non-sexual is strengthened by the photographic evidence. After viewing the images, it’s difficult to imagine that even the most maladjusted window-peeper could be aroused by these photos.
By The Time Amber Mounts Her 'Comeback' As A Porno Oddity, That Tattoo Will Look Even More Like Rosanne Barr Than It Already Does.
Promethean Times 
Amber Portwood is an idiot really. The real victim in this whole Amber Portwood mess is her kid Leah. Why oh why did Leah have a mother like Amber?
So much of what determines a child is genetics. With two strikes against her already, Leah’s most likely gonna grow up to suck.
GoddamnIT Smak,
If you are going to tease me with salacious headlines about nude pics, you could at least have the fracking human decency to post links to the aforementioned pics.
Otherwise, why fracking bother???