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Our Bad Thoughts

26 Thursday Jan 2012

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By Smaktakula

Does it make us evil that, when stuck behind a slow-moving car with a ‘tard card (known in some parts of the country as a handicapped placard), we sometimes think, “Hey! Just because you’re a cripple doesn’t mean you have to drive like one!“?

Hailing From 'Bamy Is Its Own Handicap.

And does it make us evil that the next time you’re behind a differently-abled driver who can’t quite drive 55,  you’ll think it too?

You.  It makes you a bad person.  I want no part of this.  ∞T.

Could You Be An Asshole?: Driving

16 Thursday Sep 2010

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By Smaktakula

Think you might be an asshole, but want to know for sure?  Let’s find out!

Respond to the following statement with I AGREE or I DISAGREE:

When driving my car in the left lane of a freeway, I believe that the drivers in the line of cars to my rear are happy to travel at the same speed as me.

PULL . . . THE FUCK . . . OVER!

If you answered I AGREE, then you are an asshole!  Congratulations, we guess.

Please refer to Promethean Times’ Courtesy Tips #1 and #2 before attempting the test again.

Sadly, those who answered I DISAGREE aren’t necessarily off the hook.  There are many, many ways to be an asshole, and this is but one of them.