Tags
courtesy tips, cretinous fuckery, dickheadedness, douchebaggery, Dress Barn, driving, holding up traffic, jackassery, lazy bastards, lot laggers, proper behavior, waiting for spot
By Smaktakula
Unless your doctor has given you one of these for your car . . .
. . . Holding up traffic for no reason other than to ensure that Dress Barn remains within waddling distance makes you an asshole.
Try parking in one of the dozens of empty spots by to Tire King. Other drivers will appreciate your courtesy, regarding it as evidence you’ve renounced your former life of cretinous fuckery.
Douche.
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Die, Pustulant Lot Lagger, Die.
Also: Please review Tip #1. You’re not doing it right.
Promethean Times 