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Think you might be an asshole, but want to know for sure? Let’s find out!
Respond to the following statement with I AGREE or I DISAGREE:
When driving my car in the left lane of a freeway, I believe that the drivers in the line of cars to my rear are happy to travel at the same speed as me.
If you answered I AGREE, then you are an asshole! Congratulations, we guess.
Please refer to Promethean Times’ Courtesy Tips #1 and #2 before attempting the test again.
Sadly, those who answered I DISAGREE aren’t necessarily off the hook. There are many, many ways to be an asshole, and this is but one of them.
Some Guy said:
But driving at my exact speed is the only sensible option! Didn’t George Carlin say that “Anyone who drives faster than [me] is a maniac, and anyone who drives slower than [me] is an idiot”?