Tags
assholes, cars, Could you be an asshole?, dickhead drivers, douchebaggery, driving, pull over!, roadway congestion, slow assholes in the left lane, slow drivers, traffic, you may still be an asshole
By Smaktakula
Think you might be an asshole, but want to know for sure? Let’s find out!
Respond to the following statement with I AGREE or I DISAGREE:
When driving my car in the left lane of a freeway, I believe that the drivers in the line of cars to my rear are happy to travel at the same speed as me.
PULL . . . THE FUCK . . . OVER!
If you answered I AGREE, then you are an asshole! Congratulations, we guess.
Please refer to Promethean Times’ Courtesy Tips #1 and #2 before attempting the test again.
Sadly, those who answered I DISAGREE aren’t necessarily off the hook. There are many, many ways to be an asshole, and this is but one of them.
Promethean Times 
But driving at my exact speed is the only sensible option! Didn’t George Carlin say that “Anyone who drives faster than [me] is a maniac, and anyone who drives slower than [me] is an idiot”?