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26 Thursday Jan 2012

Posted by Smaktakula in Stupidity

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'tard card, Alabama, bad drivers, bad thoughts, differently-abled people, evil, handicapped people, places that suck, slow drivers

By Smaktakula

Does it make us evil that, when stuck behind a slow-moving car with a ‘tard card (known in some parts of the country as a handicapped placard), we sometimes think, “Hey! Just because you’re a cripple doesn’t mean you have to drive like one!“?

Hailing From 'Bamy Is Its Own Handicap.

And does it make us evil that the next time you’re behind a differently-abled driver who can’t quite drive 55,  you’ll think it too?

You.  It makes you a bad person.  I want no part of this.  ∞T.

Not Just Evil–Stupid, Too!

12 Thursday May 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, News, Stupidity

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Barbara Lee, deaf people, evil, Florida, gang signs, hearing-impaired, Helen Keller, Marco Ibanez, sign language, skanks, stabbing, stupid people, Why am I so stupid?

By Smaktakula

Ibanez Turned A Deaf Ear To Common Sense When He Listened To A Woman With The MethFace.

Bottom-feeding lowlifes Barbara Lee and Marco Ibanez have been arrested after assaulting two men in a Florida nightclub.  Along with a third individual who is a minor and has not been named, the pair proved not only their place among the basest forms of life on the planet, but also that they’re incredibly stupid.

O Is For "Oh My God, I Can't Believe What A Fucking Moron You Are."

The trouble started when Lee spotted two men whom she thought were throwing gang signs at her.  Lee, who is apparently a wannabe gang floozy in addition to being a veteran barskank, flashed her own set’s signs back at the men.  Undaunted, the two men continued with their provocative behavior, seemingly oblivious to Lee’s very overt message.

These Young Men Are Part Of The Community Welcome Association.

Rebuffed by the men in a direct encounter, Lee left the bar, only to return sometime later with Ibanez.  The pair, along with their juvenile accomplice, set upon the victims.  In the ensuing melee, the victims were stabbed several times, and Lee managed to injure a security guard with a broken champagne bottle.  At the very least, however, Lee and Ibanez proved their pride in standing up for their set against provocations by other gang members.

On The Need To Treat The Handicapped With Dignity, Helen Keller Once Said, "Umma Gaaah Urrrrrr Oooooooh Hunna Yaa!"

However, the situation appeared quite differently when it was revealed that the two victims were deaf, and what Lee had interpreted as gang signs was actually just a sign-language conversation between the two men.  In light of these details, Lee and Ibanez were shown to be nothing more than sub-moronic assweasels.

A Little Bit Of Sign Language We All Can Appreciate.

Belgians: The World’s Most Evil People

07 Monday Mar 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Culture

≈ 59 Comments

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ad hominem, Adolf Hitler, Ann Coulter, Belgium, Charlie Sheen, Chocolate, conqueror tongue, elder abuse, evil, facts, kicking puppies, Low Countries, oh yeah we go ad hominem with a quickness!, outright lies, Smaktakula's ability to hold a grudge

By Smaktakula

Were you expecting charts and hard numbers?  Facts only slow us down; we ride ad hominem here.

The People Of This Quaint And Lovely Low-Lying Land Are Known For Making Delicious Confections Such As Chocolate, As Well As For Their National Passion For Kicking Puppies And The Elderly.

What do you care, anyway?  You’re not from Belgium, and probably don’t speak a word of Belgish.

Some Famous Belgians:

During his one and only visit to Belgium, a Flemish cop made Smaktakula’s girlfriend cry.  True story. ∞T.

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