By Smaktakula

It’s like being a kid in a great big candy store, only you have no money. That, and all the candy is made out of methamphetamine and soiled Kleenex.

Lola Possesses All The Carnal Charm Of A Fluid-Spattered Scrap Of Burlap That You Don’t Actually Get To Have Sex With.

Fellas, select your potential mates the Promethean Times way! We make it a firm policy to insist that all our lady friends maintain a collection of no fewer than twenty-six teeth in their mouths. ∞ T.