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Atlanta Braves, Baseball, douchebaggery, George Sherrill, incompetent boobery, lefties, Los Angeles Dodgers, relief pitchers, southpaws, that shitty beard too!, unreliable, YOU SUCK!
By Smaktakula
George Sherrill, the cretinous southpaw who douched it up for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2010, posting a ghastly 6.69 ERA in 36 innings of ‘work,’ has taken his act to the Atlanta Braves.
This Massengill Maestro Is Queen Of Baseball Douchedom.
However, at some point in the off-season, the doubly first-named rectal wart seems to have rediscovered his competence, posting a 1-0 record with a decidedly un-shameful 2.19 ERA in 12 innings so far this season. That makes him an even bigger douche than we ever thought possible.
Bonus: As further evidence of his douchebag bona fides, Sherrill has trademarked his moronic nickname, ‘The Brim Reaper.’
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