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blond, blond people are stupid, blondes, childish sexual innuendo, dark roots, Hey Blondie!, Jessica Simpson, real blond doesn't need to advertise
By Smaktakula
If a woman EVER mentions her blondness (e.g., I’m having a blonde moment or blondes have more fun) it’s a guaranteed fact that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
Sure, It's Tacky, But She Looks Ever-So-Slightly Smarter.
Promethean Times 
Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes remember it in the morning.
Oh, and at the risk of being somewhat tacky, civilized women shave. 🙂 Superfluous body hair is for males, dogs and farm animals. Therefore there should be no carpet, just curtains, so to speak.
But some folks just like their ladies “Italian Style” (not to be confused with “Greek Style“).