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acceptable racism, Andrea Dworkin, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, blond people, blond people are stupid, blondes, Daniel Craig, double standards, Ellen DeGeneres, hypocrisy, racism, Why am I so stupid?, Why are blondes so stupid?
By Smaktakula
Unfortunately, This Was Removed From The Shelves When It Was Discovered To Contain A Jewish Joke.
Q: Why Do Blondes Always Honk The Horn Three Times Before They Start Their Cars?
A: It Doesn’t Really Matter. The Joke Is Just A Vehicle To Get Across Our Point That Blond People Are Stupid And Slutty.
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Can You Believe This Asshole Referred To Women As ‘Nappy Headed Hos?’ Talk About A Blonde Moment!
The myriad intricacies of the English language allow for a kind of magic. We’ll demonstrate this through the following verbal feat, in which by the addition of a single adjective, we’ll transform a conversation-killing question into a social icebreaker.
We Don’t Know A Thing About Her, But We Can Tell She’s Not Very Smart. And A Whore.
Observe!
Don’t pop this question when you’re standing around the water cooler:
“Why is my dog smarter than a woman?”
“You Disgust Me.”
Try this one instead:
“Why is my dog smarter than a blond woman?”
“Ha! She Probably Had SEX With That Dog! Blonde Jokes Are Neither Racist Nor Misogynist, So It’s Okay To Laugh!”
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Have you ever noticed how you can tell blonde jokes in any kind of company, but the moment you even suggest that blond-haired, blue-eyed people are examples of genetic perfection, the party suddenly goes quiet? Man, that is awkward.
This Is About A Right As Nature Gets It. Ladies, Are We Wrong?
