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By Tardsie

A True-Ass Tale as it was meant to be heard–with your ears!


In which our hero finds himself at a low point, made lower still by a visit to the 5th Circle of Hell.

The Scriptures Warn Of This. “Have Ye Not Heard It Said That The Masters Of Horses And Asses In All Places Alike, One Unto Another? And Hath Not The Testimony Of Your Own Eyes Born Witness To The Same? It Is True: They Are All Of Them Cocksuckers.”


The Slightly Sad Story of the Most Fun I Ever Had at the DMV


Although It’s No Fun At All, The DMV Offers Many Of The Same Features As Do America’s Large Theme Parks: Tortuous Lines, Hefty Fees And Cold-Blooded Fascism.