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By Smaktakula

Hark the Herald!

Q: Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children?

A: Because he only comes once a year, and that’s down the chimney.

That’s Not Snow, Folks.


Q: What did the inner-city kid get for Christmas?

A: My bike.

You Might Not Recognize It When You Get It Back.


Jesus Christ was manning the front door of heaven one day when an old man arrived at the  pearly gates.

“Tell me about yourself, Old Man,” Christ commanded.

“I’m nothing special,” said the old man. “I am but a humble carpenter, but I was given a tremendous responsibility. I was step-father to a very special boy, a young man who took human form, but who was something more.”

Christ felt the sting of tears in His eyes. “Father,” He said.


“Suffer Not A Cricket To Live. Seriously, Crush That Snitchy Fucker With A Rock.”


Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! ∞ T.