By Smaktakula

The line between healthy skepticism and credulity is razor-thin.   Sorry, kids–Michael Jackson is dead.

The King Of Pop Is Touching Little Boys In Heaven Right Now.

Jim Morrison?  Dead.

Kurt Cobain?  Dead.

Lindsay Lohan?  Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . .

You’ll notice we didn’t include Elvis.  Some things are too serious to joke about. ∞T.