Celebrity Death Watch, credulity, dead celebrities, Elvis > Michael Jackson, Elvis Aaron Presley, former child stars, future drug overdose, Jim Morrison, King of Pop, Kurt Cobain, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, pederasts, pervertry, perverts, skepticism
The line between healthy skepticism and credulity is razor-thin. Sorry, kids–Michael Jackson is dead.
Jim Morrison? Dead.
Kurt Cobain? Dead.
Lindsay Lohan? Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . .
You’ll notice we didn’t include Elvis. Some things are too serious to joke about. ∞T.
At least he went out looking as much like Liz Taylor as a person born a black man could ever do.
I do have to wonder if the coroner inserted the wooden stake in his heart before he was buried to prevent Jacko from coming back as some sort of ghastly pedophilic zombie.
My thoughts exactly.