27 Tuesday Sep 2011
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cannot be unseen, celebrity skin, Dancing With The Stars, DTWS, Nancy Grace, nipple slip, NSFW, our eyes!, public nudity, Why am I so stupid?
There's Really Nothing Else To Say, Is There?
25 Wednesday May 2011
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celebrities, Celebrity Death Watch, cocaine, Did she jump or was she pushed?, drugs, Flower of American Skankhood, former child stars, IPO, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay's boobs, NSFW, Schnapps, skankery, skanks, tick . . .tick . . .tick, untalented stars
Former child star Lindsay Lohan revealed recently in an international statement that she was not currently in a relationship, declaring “I’m available.” Men and women between the ages of 16-65 who have yet to engage in casual, anonymous sex with a celebrity or semi-celebrity are encouraged to apply. Millions will enter, and potentially thousands will win.
There exists no accurate way to determine the duration of the opportunity window for just about anybody to bang the Flower of American Skankhood, but it will in all likelihood be extremely short-lived. Lohan will either stage a comeback, at which point she will return to sexual standards most likely precluding carnal relations with an unemployed Best Buy sales associate, or as is far more likely, she’ll be dead. Act now!
The Clock Is Ticking. For Quickest Results Bring Coke And Root Beer Schnapps. No, Not Coca-Cola.
Note: Lindsay appears serious about her IPO. In just-released (and deliciously NSFW) photos, Lindsay displays her considerable assets for those potential buyers who have yet to see them.
18 Wednesday May 2011
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apathy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, California, controversy, famous Austrians, Governor Schwarzenegger, illegitimate, infidelity, love child, Maria Shriver, Mr. Universe, NSFW, sexual misconduct, the Governator
"Remember When I Told You I'd Impregnate You Last? I Lied."
Really, we couldn’t care less.
Wanna see what the cleaning lady saw? Click here. Remember, kids–it’s NSFW.
08 Friday Oct 2010
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" "the Predator", "Junior", "Little Conan", "the Lt. Governor", "the Raw Deal", "the Terminator 2", Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold's dick, Austria, body building, body building is no way homoerotic, embarrassing photos, Governor Schwarzenegger, NSFW, penis, politicians, Tommy Lee, Tommy Lee's massive tool
Now you know. And may we add, you’ll never think of Vienna Sausage in quite the same way again.
Huh. Perhaps Californians Should Have Elected Tommy Lee.
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