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Christmas vs. The Family

23 Monday Dec 2013

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, Religion, Stupidity

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cuckoldry, I Saw Daddy Stomping Santa Claus, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claws, infidelity, Merry Christmas!, MOMMY IS A WHORE!, obstinate stupidity, Why am I so stupid?

By Smaktakula

Some songs enrich our lives; others shatter them.

Because Some Things Just Aren’t Funny.

To Catch A Philanderer

07 Monday Nov 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News

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cheaters, cheating, Chris Hansen, death by Mrs. Hansen, douchebaggery, entrapment, humiliation on national TV, hypocrisy, infidelity, pederasts, perverts, philanderers, smug pricks, To Catch A Predator

By Smaktakula

"Fellas, Make Sure There's Some Grass On The Field Before You Play Ball."

Smarmy pretend-cop Chris Hansen has been caught cheating on his wife for a second time.  Although we don’t have anything particularly trenchant or witty to say about this, we feel that if you’re gonna pass yourself off as a sanctimonious do-gooder who entraps and then humiliates on national television the guy next door for crimes he has yet to commit, it’s probably best that yours is a life above reproach.

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A twenty-year-old who has sex with a sixteen-year-old is a rapist.  A fifty-two-year-old married father of two who has sex with that same twenty-year-old is a TV host. ∞ T.

Promethean Times Reacts To Schwarzenegger Shocker

18 Wednesday May 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, News, Politics

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apathy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, California, controversy, famous Austrians, Governor Schwarzenegger, illegitimate, infidelity, love child, Maria Shriver, Mr. Universe, NSFW, sexual misconduct, the Governator

By Smaktakula

"Remember When I Told You I'd Impregnate You Last? I Lied."

Really, we couldn’t care less.

Wanna see what the cleaning lady saw?  Click here.  Remember, kids–it’s NSFW.

I Like Ike–But Just As Friends

17 Tuesday May 2011

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, History

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activists, bad pickup lines, beaver, Chief Executive, Dwight Eisenhower, Helen Keller, I Like Ike, Ike, infidelity, it's good to be the king, President Eisenhower, read my lips, sex, sexual misconduct, skonks, we have no shame whatsoever

By Smaktakula

Perhaps it is the aphrodisiacal rush of power which causes influential men to stray from their spouses, or it may simply be that the oversexed are compelled strive for positions of power.  Either way, the truth is the same: Great men chase a lot of tail.

34th US President Dwight D. Eisenhower was no exception.  An inveterate skonk, Ike was constantly on the hunt for beaver.  Among his many conquests, however, were some shaming defeats.  Perhaps the most ignominious of these was his failed seduction of activist Helen Keller.

Ike Thought He'd Get More Traction From The Line, "You Won't Get Pregnant If You Can't See It Coming."

Did I Do That?: When Urkels Attack

23 Monday Aug 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Crime, News

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"Did I do that?", anger management, breast implants, Bridget Hardy, broken toilets, Charlie Sheen, domestic violence, dorks, douchebaggery, Family Matters, former child stars, geeks, has-been, infidelity, Jaleel White, Jerkel, nerds, spazzes, spousal abuse, Trivial Pursuit, untalented stars, Urkel, weirdos, Where Are They Now?

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In a classy move right out of the Sheen Playbook, Trivial Pursuit answer Jaleel ‘Urkel’ White is accused of beating the mother of his child.  Bridget Hardy, white’s ex-girlfriend, alleges that the former child star punched her in one of her breast implants and later shoved her into a toilet hard enough to break it, as well as engaging in other violent and threatening activities.

Jerkel: The Has-Been Became Enraged And Accused Hardy Of Infidelity When It Was Revealed That Her Child Was Good Looking And Not At All Socially Awkward.

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Tiger’s Former Flame Thinks Someone Deserves A Second Chance

12 Friday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Celebrity, Golf, News

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Elin Nordegren, infidelity, Irene Folstrom, meal ticket, old flame, Stanford, Teutonic slut, Tiger Woods

“I support him 100 percent,” said Irene Folstrom, who said she dated Woods in the mid-1990s when they were undergrads at Stanford University. “Of course, he was unfaithful and he has his faults, but he is really a good person.”

One possible interpretation:

You know that Teutonic slut can’t give you what I can.  Come back, Meal Ticket!

Irene Folstrom: A Fan Of Second Chances?

Does She Have A Chance At A Second Chance? Tiger Woods’s college girlfriend: He deserves another chance – CNN.com.

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Easy, Tiger

18 Thursday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Culture, General Foolishness, Golf, Sports

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apology, Golf, hero worship, infidelity, PGA, role model, sex scandal, Tiger Woods

By Smaktakula

According to his agent, golfing great Tiger Woods will be making a public apology on Friday, presumably for the behavior which derailed both his marriage and his golfing career.  The future prospects of Woods’ marriage are unclear, but those of his career aren’t.  Woods may have found himself with a bad lie, but given proper handling, he should be able to extricate himself.  Despite the hue and cry surrounding the holiday-season scandal, the public can be notoriously forgiving of athletes’ sexual peccadilloes.  As a sports culture, the PGA may be slower to forgive than would the NFL, NBA or MLB, where such a public sex scandal is hardly something new.  But given time, it will blow over.  

The Penitent Tiger

The upcoming apology should serve to expedite Woods’ public absolution, which is no doubt the purpose behind Friday’s planned flagellation.  When apologizing to more than one person, especially to thousands, even millions of people, there are two questions which must be answered either expressly or implicitly for the apology to mean anything.   

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