By Smaktakula

Of the world’s wretched, filthy and flyblown places, the haphazardly maintained Honey Buckets¹ encountered at some of America’s lonelier Interstate rest stops must surely rank among the foulest.

¹Like Kleenex, Honey Bucket is a brand name which has come to serve as a catch-all term for any filthy, pungent chemical toilet.

²Although a staggering body of evidence strongly supports the nearly universal opinion that North Korea blows, there exists a vocal minority who allege that the impoverished third-world hellhole is a barrel of laughs.