By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff

Once You've Seen This Punch Line, Ours Don't Look So Bad.

The punch lines to some of our very favorite jokes:

• Because it was dead.
• Natalie Wood.
• “Fuck you, Clown!”
• “I totally know what you mean.  The other night at the dinner table, I meant to say to my wife, ‘Honey, would you please pass the green beans?‘ but what I actually said was, ‘You fucking bitch!  You’re ruining my life!‘
• Your trashcan’s empty and your dog is pregnant.

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• “Not rice again!”
• “Git offa me, Pa!–Yer crushin’ mah smokes!”
• Really?–Wanna go camping?
• Mega-sore-ass.
• “MOOOO!”

Actually, There Are Two Great Jokes With "MOOOO!" As Their Punchline, And One Of Them Is Clean.

• Not being retarded.
• You use one to swat the flies swarming around the other.
• “Coach.”
• So the guy from Texas says, “Remember the Alamo!” and then tosses the Mexican dude out the door.
• Smurf cum.

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