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bad jokes, humor, jokes, Jonestown, MOOOO!, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smurf cum, the Alamo
By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff

Once You've Seen This Punch Line, Ours Don't Look So Bad.
The punch lines to some of our very favorite jokes:
- Because it was dead.
- Natalie Wood.
- “Fuck you, Clown!”
- “I totally know what you mean. The other night at the dinner table, I meant to say to my wife, ‘Honey, would you please pass the green beans?‘ but what I actually said was, ‘You fucking bitch! You’re ruining my life!‘
- Your trashcan’s empty and your dog is pregnant.

He'll Do Right By Muffy. It's Not Like A Frenchman To Renege On An Obligation.
- “Not rice again!”
- “Git offa me, Pa!–Yer crushin’ mah smokes!”
- Really?–Wanna go camping?
- Mega-sore-ass.
- “MOOOO!”

Actually, There Are Two Great Jokes With "MOOOO!" As Their Punchline, And One Of Them Is Clean.
- Not being retarded.
- You use one to swat the flies swarming around the other.
- “Coach.”
- So the guy from Texas says, “Remember the Alamo!” and then tosses the Mexican dude out the door.
- Smurf cum.

Attempts To Sneak Money-Shot Smurf Past The FCC Censors Proved Unsuccessful, Ending In A Sticky, Embarrassing Mess.