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By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff
The punch lines to some of our very favorite jokes:
- Because it was dead.
- Natalie Wood.
- “Fuck you, Clown!”
- “I totally know what you mean. The other night at the dinner table, I meant to say to my wife, ‘Honey, would you please pass the green beans?‘ but what I actually said was, ‘You fucking bitch! You’re ruining my life!‘
- Your trashcan’s empty and your dog is pregnant.
- “Not rice again!”
- “Git offa me, Pa!–Yer crushin’ mah smokes!”
- Really?–Wanna go camping?
- Not being retarded.
- You use one to swat the flies swarming around the other.
- So the guy from Texas says, “Remember the Alamo!” and then tosses the Mexican dude out the door.
- Smurf cum.
SMBC! SMBC! SMBC!
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